Well, I've been posed a challenge by the lovely
brighty18. She had done this challenge and asked if anyone would like to also try it. And I jumped at the opportunity. Now, I'm thinking, why? Because it's so damn hard.
So, I'll stop being vague and explain. It's called the Cliff Game. You're given three people. And you have to chose and explain who you would push off a cliff, one you would shag (and never do it again), and who you would bag (aka-marry).
My three people were
Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Cedric Diggory. And my Gods, what a selection. And the decision puts the 'itch' in 'bitch'.
And my answer is waaaay too predictable.
I would cliff Cedric Diggory. Part of my reasoning is stole from Brighty. He dies anyway. And...well...damn it's tough. I always liked Cedric. A really great guy, til the end. Hell, thinking back on PoA, he wanted a re-do when he found out Harry had fallen off his broom. But, compared to the others...well.
I would shag Sirius. Because...duh! It's Sirius. All accounts have pointed to the fact that he's drop-dead gorgeous, funny as hell, and a tom-cat in bed. Of, course, that could be all the fanfiction talking. All that and he probably wasn't into girls. At least not long-term anyways.
So, that leaves Remus. Who has always been my favorite since PoA. And if noone else in the HP world is boyfriend material, this man is. He has "bring home to meet mom and dad" written all over him. Plus, he'd be that kind of husband that would rub your feet and hold your hand even when you've been married for fifty years.
So, that's mine. If anyone reads this, let me know and I'll give you three. (Not necessarily Harry Potter related).